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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What are examples of real life forced feminization?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

What were the first few days, weeks, months and then years like after finding out about your spouses infidelity? How did your feelings, and yours & their approach to the situation change in the immediate aftermath compared to later down the line?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Minds and Behinds

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?